Monday, March 23, 2009

Pop Music in the Spring


**Previous post was deleted by the IFPI. Here is a repost without the mp3s and only Hype Machine links. (3/23/09, 11:03 AM).

Yeah, yeah, I like pop music. Mostly this is because I like fun. However, the best part about liking pop music is liking pop music in Spring. It's 48-degrees, windows are down, and the top 40 hits are thumping. So, here are my nominees for 2009's most-likely-to-be-heard-at-a-
party-in-the-spring. Notice the balance between newbies and classics, top 40 and indie-pop, which are both crucial elements to any Spring-time party mix. Not to mention the back-to-back Rihanna play, because, after all, everyone just wants to hear "Umbrella" on more time.

It's all there, just press play.


*MP3:
Kelly Clarkson - "I Do Not Hook Up"
*MP3: Beyonce - "Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)"
*MP3: Kid Cudi - "Switchin Lanes"
*MP3: Lady GaGa - "Poker Face"
*MP3: Taylor Swift - "Love Story" (Pop Mix)
*MP3: Yeah Yeah Yeahs - "Dull Life"
*MP3: Britney Spears - "Circus" (Diplo Remix)
*MP3: Royksopp - "The Girl and The Robot"
*MP3: Ra Ra Riot - "Ghost Under Rocks" (Passion Pit Mix)
*MP3: Rihanna - "Whipping My Hair"
*MP3: Rihanna - "Umbrella" (Ft. Jay Z)
*MP3: Asher Roth - "I Love College"
*MP3: Bloc Party - "Signs" (Armand Van Helden Remix)
*MP3: Kid Sister - "Get Fresh" (Starters Remix)
*MP3: Black Eyed Peas - "Boom Boom Pow"

(Ian Anderson)

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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Britney Spears - "Circus" (Villains Remix)

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*MP3: Britney Spears - "Circus" (Villains Remix) [FULL VERSION]

The official remixes EP for Britney will be hitting streets shortly, here's the official remix of "Circus" by Villians.

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Thursday, February 12, 2009

Britney Spears Vs. Department Of Eagles - "No One Womanizes Like You" ( Hood Internet Mash Up)


*MP3: Britney Spears Vs. Department Of Eagles - "No One Womanizes Like You" (Hood Internet Mash Up)

I posted this earlier this week as a part of our Twitter mix, however, this Hood Internet mash up of Britney Spears' "Womanizer" and Department of Eagles "No One Like You" is so fantastic, that I thought it deserved its very own post. Seriously, perhaps the best mash up of the year so far.

The Hood Internet's Official Site

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Friday, January 23, 2009

Britney Spears - "Circus" (Diplo Remix)


*MP3: Britney Spears - "Circus" (Diplo Remix)

Damn, Diplo, this is hot.

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Thursday, December 18, 2008

Britney Spears Will Devour Your Brains



I couldn't help but notice the startling similarities between this promotional shot of Britney Spears that was on Switchblade Comb and this classic still from George Romero's horror classic Night of the Living Dead.



Gives a whole new meaning to this, doesn't it? Alright, you know what this means: zombiefied Britney Spears song titles. Here's one to start out with:

"I'm a Slave 4 Brains"

Yours?

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Monday, December 15, 2008

Lily Allen - "Womanizer" (Britney Spears Cover)


Download: Lily Allen - "Womanizer" (Britney Spears Cover)

Lily Allen takes a clever spin on this Britney Spears jam. If the production was upped, this could really make the original a good run for its money.

Lily Allen on MySpace

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Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Britney Spears' 16-Year-Old Sister Is Pregnant



Somehow, we don't think that Spears the younger's pregnancy will be as heart-warmingly bittersweet as Juno's will be. Also, where is that YouTube clip of the opening to Idiocracy when you need it?

Update
: Here is that clip of the opening to Idiocracy, thanks to reader B. Drew!



(Jonathan Graef)

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Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Britney Spears - Blackout



Download: Britney Spears - "Piece Of Me"
Download: Britney Spears - "Freakshow"
Download: Britney Spears - "Why Should I Be Sad?"


Britney Spears
Blackout (Jive Records)
Grade: C

If Britney Spears' defining characteristic is her inability/outright refusal to deconstruct herself, as Chuck Klosterman has stated, then what are we to make of the potential self-awareness (or lackthereof) in her latest album being called Blackout?

A move like that, along with one track being called "Why Should I Be Sad?" (um...because you almost lost custody of your kids?), is either one of most gloriously tongue-in-cheek statements a pop star has ever made or its a completely dumbfounded act of what-the-fuckery that unintentionally provides insight to a mind that is utterly lacking in identity.

If you're looking for answers to the queries posted in the previous paragraphs, you won't find them in Blackout. What you will find will certainly depend on how focused you are while listening to this record. Because if you yourself suspend critical thinking abilities--which, let's face it, most people do when it comes to new-millennial pop music--if you blackout, as it were, then you'll hear one of the best dance-pop albums of the year. Any further examinations reveal more than enough headslapping, "what kind of motherfuckery is this?" moments of utter cluelessness.

The biggest surprise that Blackout has to offer is that the first five songs on it are actually terrific. Maybe this is due to lowered expectations as a result of Spears' annus horribilis (that doesn't mean what you think it means, though I don't blame your mind for going there), but tracks like "Gimme More" and "Radar" burst with dance floor energy, so long as you ignore the lyrical hypocrisies in the lyrics (Spears: Notice me! Ignore me! Notice me! Leave me Alone! MILF! MILF! MILF! etc).

The problem is that you can't hold a party without having a little burnout, and Blackout begins to seriously crash, man, around the middle of the album. As a hetrosexual man, I'd never thought I'd say this about any woman, but every song, every single song on her tape says exactly the same thing: I'm hot, only you can make me hotter, everybody notice me, why won't people leave me alone? That's it, more or less, for 12 songs. So by the time "Freakshow" and "Perfect Lover" roll around, what started out as a kitten purring into your ear has become a pit bull dry-humping your leg.

Whether Spears is or is not self-aware is one thing, but Blackout does make one convincing case: you can have surprisingly solid number of great songs, but if you start off too strong you get all partied out, man. Blackout would appear that not only has Spears done that in her private life, but in her musical one as well.

MySpace Page

(Jonathan Graef)

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Friday, October 05, 2007

Gimme More...Of What, Exactly?



Huh.

Yeah, okay.

You can get the embed code here. Do it quickly, because the youtube vids have been vanishing like nothing else.

(April Wright)

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Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Someone Ma'd Be Scared Of: A Playlist For Britney Spears


Download: Rolling Stones - "Mother's Little Helper"
Download: Hot Hot Heat - "Oh, Goddamnit"
Download: Rilo Kiley - "A Better Son/Daughter"
Download: The Cars - "You're All I've Got Tonight"
Download: Built To Spill - "Car"
Download: Jenny Lewis & The Watson Twins - "Rabbit Fur Coat"
Download: PJ Harvey - "The End"
Download: The Replacements - "Little Mascara"
Download: Fields - "You Brought This On Yourself"
Download: The Arcade Fire - "(Antichrist Television Blues)"
Download: Radiohead - "Morning Bell" (Amnesiac version)

First thing I thought of when I saw that Britney Spears lost custody of her children: Man oh man, does this guy have his work cut out for him.

Second thing was the image of all of the gossip blogs acting as one big internet version of Nelson Muntz to her put-upon Bart Simpson. Except that I'm pretty sure that Bart has flashed his junk only once on screen this year.

On a more serious note, I find this to be quite sad and I wonder what kind of debate (if any debate is in fact necessary) the ruling will have. This is obviously the basso profundo of all of the low points of her life in the past few years. And, while I won't go far as to say that she shouldn't be left alone, I do feel like she is suffering from a major mental illness and desperately needs help.

But then, how do you help someone who is so clearing intent on making her life as miserable as possible? To what extant does someone like that deserve our sympathies? After all, she's 26 years old. She clearly should be the master of her domain. And yet, she is not. I'm certainly playing armchair psychologist here, but it would seem to me that Britney is so self-destructive because it's the only way she can have sole control over her life. If you think about it, she's had her entire life micromanaged and focus-grouped. All the people around her, from her mom on, controlled every movement of hers.

Even when she was acted in a controversial, so-called rebellious manner (like kissing Madonna at the 2003 VMAs, jailbait image, provocative videos), it felt like an empty gesture. She didn't rebel against anything or subverting any pre-conceived notions like Madonna was. She just played a version of House that vaguely goaded people into thinking that her sexuality was dangerous. Instead, it was merely flashy. More importantly, that image may of been entirely of Spears' design, but was not necessarily something that she controlled.

In that sense then, Spears never got the chance to rebel against her parents or against any of her controllers.

Jesus, I'm making her sound like she was held captive by a planet full of walking, talking, damn dirty apes.

What I am getting at is this: in the same way that Michael Jackson's strange behavior could be explained by the fact that he never really had a childhood, Britney Spears' aberrant behavior could be explained by the fact that she never really had an adolescence. Adolescence is basically an act of one-upmanship. You do some crazy batshit stuff in the name of finding yourself, and then your parents lay down the authoritarian gauntlet, to which you react by out-doing yourself even more. Britney's crazy batshit act was making a lot of money.

And since wealthiness is next to godliness in this country, no one wanted to keep her in check. So she over-rebelled and did whatever she wanted to do; which meant hooking up with someone ma'd definitely be scared of: Kevin Federline. Who then knocked her up twice. And in the meantime, Spears did enough drugs to kill Freud, who himself did enough cocaine to kill a small horse. And, since there was no one there to explain that partying like you're 17 tends to stop after things like marriage and children, Spears thought that she could live the life she lived when she was 17 forever.

Hopefully, the ruling will serve as a desperately needed wake-up call. Otherwise, we can expect to see Spears drown due to her lack of her identity.

(Jonathan Graef)

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Friday, September 14, 2007

Salon Interview with "Leave Britney Alone!" Guy



So watch this for some context.

Then read this interview with the guy over at Salon. It's a fairly interesting read and proves that the guy was being serious or at least is doing an incredible job of pulling the wool over everyone's eyes (I doubt it though).

But when I first watched the clip, I couldn't help but think of David Cross' routine about President Bush's rhetoric regarding how terrorists hate our freedom: "...I hear George Bush say 'the terrorists hate our freedom.' You know what? I hate our freedom. Little ol' me, an American! I hate it! That's all we've done with it?"

Seriously, "lost hope for humanity".

Speaking of lost hope for humanity, here's a classic Cross bit about an ad he saw on television for electric scissors:

Download: David Cross - "Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vaginas And Anus!"

(Jonathan Graef)

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Sunday, September 09, 2007

Britney Spears at the 2007 VMAs



(From Daily Motion)

As a commenter from Idolator put it: "Is there anyone else out there who thinks that this broadcast will end up being the Zapruder Film for the impending decline of Western Civilization?"

Only if Penelope Spheeris gets to make a film about it.

Jiminy Christmas, she's not even trying, is she?

(Jonathan Graef)

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Friday, August 31, 2007

New Britney Spears Single


I was digging through Perez today and found Britney's new single. Not bad, but not great either. Listen to it HERE.

(Ian Anderson)

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